November 21, 2003
10:15 AM
10:15 AM
It's the hat.
So, on a whim, I googled myself. I was pleased to discover that I not only hold the top page rank for "Geoffrey Long", but I totally dominate the entire first page. A little further, and I will own 'Geoffrey Long' on Google. Mwa ha ha ha.
However, I did find another Geoffrey Long out there, a Geoffrey Leal Long from the University of Washington, out 'round Seattle. One of the links on Google said 'pictures'. Cool, I thought, let's see what another Geoffrey Long looks like.
Not only does the dude have my name, he also has my hat. Jeez!
Heck, why don't you e-mail him? He looks like a fun guy!
Of course he does. He's a Geoffrey!
(Read the above with the same indignant tone as Bilbo from Fellowship of the Rings, saying, "Of course he does. He's a Baggins!")
Seriously, I've only ever known one or two Geoffs that weren't cool. It comes with having a funny name. (For further proof of this theory, please see my best friends Talon and SarahScott...)