I find it greatly amusing that the ads for The Matrix: Revolutions is being pitched with the simple catchphrase, "complete the trilogy". Uh, yeah – because the only people who would buy that piece of schlock are the completists.

Which, unfortunately, probably includes me. One of these days. *sigh* Maybe someday they'll release a Super Secret Special Apology Edition that, y'know, doesn't suck?

Yeah, I know. A man can dream, though.