OK, check this out. According to the BBC, a 20-year-old American is auctioning off advertising space on his forehead on eBay. For 30 days, the winning bidder will have their slogan, tattoo or whatever tattooed on his forehead. Bids are currently up to about $350 or so at last checking, so there's a very real chance for us to win this sucker. Now the only thing left is to find out whether anyone out there has trademarked "IDIOT"...