Tip of the Quill: A Journal
I vote for “Microo!” and “Goople”.

Obviously the hottest story on the wire this morning is Microsoft’s $44.6B bid for Yahoo! (That wasn’t meant to be exclamatory, but writing “Yahoo!.” just looked odd.) Given that the struggling Internet giant just announced on Tuesday that it would be cutting a thousand jobs, reported internal concerns that Jerry Yang can’t rally the troops and the departure of Terry S. Semel all point towards a great big “ACQUIRE ME” sign Scotch-taped to the company’s forehead, and the fact that Microsoft’s bid places a 62% premium over yesterday’s closing stock price ($31 a share bid versus $19.18 a share on the market) suggests that this might well go through.
If it does happen, the resulting megacorp may suddenly give Google new cause for alarm, which might (but probably won’t) lead to a merger between Google and Apple, followed rapidly by an entire raft of antitrust suits, and possibly both companies’ lobbying the Fed for recategorization of Internet and computing services as utilities.
Mr. Bastin, would you like to use your legal superpowers to explain why this won’t happen? 🙂

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